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masturbraiding:

Do you ever catch yourself thinking rude things about someone or judging them and you’re like “hey stop that, that’s not nice don’t u do that”

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superlockedphan:

all1sees:

americaeffyeah:

the-sailing-nation:

empyrealwolves:

crimsongaara:

elliebuzz:

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This.. is the best cake EVER.

THAT’S A CAKE?

^^^

“Oh, this is a pretty cool statue - A CAKE? WHAT THE HELL?”

What evil person would want to eat this sort of cake though.

:l

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slow clap for the harry potter fandom

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hellanerd:

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

hellanerd:

MY ENTIRE DASH IS NICOLAS CAGE WHAT DID I DO

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imageDID YOU THINK I WAS KIDDING

imageYOUTUBE NO

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MY SISTER CAN GO TO HELL

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the-grand-high-blood:

petrichor-and-holy-water:

zooophagous:

holy shit cows are huge

And apparently very cuddly

I can verify cows are both and they lick like giant slobbery cats. 

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heathermorris:

i’m one of those annoying people who’s always like “omg i know that actor from somewhere omg i recognize them whAT WERE THEY IN” when watching tv shows/movies who then proceeds to look it up on their phone and inform everyone that said actor was an extra in an episode of some stupid 90s sitcom once

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theterry:

japhers:

folwer:

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

Their Song List

I couldn’t help it. Phrases make the best song titles.

(Also 100% shipping Tulip with Cactus. I don’t even know why, I must.)

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vicradlehead:

this post is the only one that has 12 million notes and it changes all the time. the flubber robin williams, the rogerina, the “reblog if you dont have a tumblr” and the dean winchester gym shorts is literally all the same post and you guys are astonished that it has so many notes every time a new version of it comes around

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itsstuckyinmyhead:

British Tumblr Posts photoset #2

Want to see more country Photosets?

American Photoset #1 

Canadian Photoset #3

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Mom: Why are you obsessed with old men?
Me: Mom, he's not old, he's only like 40.

d0wntheraccoonhole:

I have school tomorrow if anyone has been plotting to murder me please do it now

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gamoradorable:

them: oh are u excited for that new marvel movie?
me

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casualblessings:

May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

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agentgamma:

browningtons:

Buying games your computer can’t run

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Buying games your computer can sorta run.

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