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hellaoptile:

you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face

(via h-o-un-d)

" You can love someone so much…But you can never love people as much as you can miss them. "

- John Green (via observando)

(via beatitude-woe)

" when you say you love fall out boy you’re saying you love yourself because we are you "

- Pete Wentz (Monumentour Raleigh 07/22) // he said this during his miss missing you speech and i thought it was pretty significant (via wentzest)

(via beatitude-woe)

(Source: poyzn, via h-o-un-d)

meatbicyclevevo:

meatbicyclevevo:

What’s the definition of a will?

Come on guys it’s a dead giveaway

(Source: meatbicyclevevo, via jensenacklesankles)

if countries were students

Australia: The class clown who makes everyone laugh
America: The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates
Canada: The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day
England: The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen
New Zealand: Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks
The Netherlands: That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores
France: The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much
China: The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question
Russia: The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

onedirectioncutefacts:

onedirectioncutefacts:

a bunch of girls commented their numbers on harry’s instagram pics and i am gonna be that asshole that texts them pretending its harry

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i fucking love myself

(via jensenacklesankles)

thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

(via jensenacklesankles)

whatnycusedtobe:

once i was having a sleepover and it was like three in the morning and my friend just says ‘what if there was a store just for food?’ 

then three minutes later she blurted out ‘grocery store’ 

(Source: captainlinetti, via jensenacklesankles)

dumbyana:

WHAT A CUTE OLD MAN AW LOOK AT HIS FACE

(via revengeofthedead)

Brother: I wonder what Satan looks like..
Me: Well, first off his name is Lucifer and he's a fallen angel. According to the bible he was suppose to be super gorgeous.
Brother: Really?
Me: Yeah. I guess you could say he was....
Brother:
Me:
Brother: ???
Me: ... fine as hell.

(Source: sheisthewater, via queerdeweer)

30down30more:

vazzle:

30down30more:

demgainzzz:

reginasmom:

i could not consciously go to bed tonight without reblogging this

He’s working on his fitness

He’s fergalicious

I’m his witness

So delicious

(Source: barfzuckerburg, via revengeofthedead)