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ratguzzler:

ratguzzler:

i am tall enough that when i stand up in a public restroom i can see over the top of the stall door and stare myself in the eyes through the mirror reflection. i dislike this because it reminds me that i am in there, and by that i mean both my human body and the public restroom

incorrect-ah-quotes:

Geoff: I regret hiring you.

Literally anyone in AH: Then get rid of me, pussy.

enhasablog:

This blew up on Twitter but I got for exposured

stellarfuckinqueers:

zonerbonerz:

god I love my players so much I asked them to flesh out their backstories a bit before the next session and one of the first time party members just shared a google folder with me that has a 3 page documentation of her life story and a powerpoint with pictures that match her aesthetic im-

One of my players backstories is literally just ‘my name is Timmy I live in the woods’

pandas795:

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

madammuffins:

edgebug:

times are tough. have this blessed short film from xmas of my sister and brother figuring out they can macarena to cascada’s “everytime we touch”

This brought me much joy

gofahcyourself:

iamlindsayjones: Happy Anniversary, @ah_michaeljones and @gavinfree ! #couplegoals ❤👍

theinfiknight:

youtubeandsatan:

officialearthbound:

azulafirelily:

immaplatypus:

immaplatypus:

oh, hello there new follower! very nice to meet you

??? okay that’s weird, and they followed one after the other. maybe the same person has two viking blogs? but why would a viking blog be following m–

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OKAY WHAT THE HECK I WAS WONDERING WHY THIS SIMPLE ASK GOT SO MANY NOTES AND THEN

THERE ARE MORE

W H Y  A R E  T H E R E  M O R E

Are these the new porn bots? Viking Bots?

GIMMIE THE VIKING BOTS

reblog in 15 seconds or you will never be followed by a blessed viking bot

#REPLACEPORNBOTSWITHVIKINGBOTS2018

scruffy-boy:

just wanna be pinned down and kissed slowly

b3ck17:

Get you a girl that helps you practice ordering take out